Hi! This is Squish/X of the Funky Oddities System. I'm the host and welcome to our Carrd!

About System

This is a system containing mostly FNF and Dave and Bambi + Object Show Headmates, with some MLP ones included alongside a few misc. ones. Please be nice to everyone here. You'll see the system talk amongst itself written wise. System is OSDD-1B type.

System information part 2

The System manifested October 16th, 2022. It's Introject. There's currently 185 beings here. No one follows source here except Pinkie somewhat(who's a Pegasus not a Earth Pony), Jambi sort of, Jimble kinda, Mozzarella mostly, Bill Cipher almost, Pico somewhat, and Airy almost.

List of Headmates

Friday Night Funkin' + Mods

MLP Related

Dave and Bambi + Mods

Dave's Fun Algebra Class/GF-AG

Misc. Alters

List of Alters with dead sources </3

List of pronouns!

Doubles List! [In system, fine with other doubles.]

Headmate information

Nampi, Tristan, Exbungo, Lateral(sometimes), and Agere!Expunged(sometimes) are Littles. Expunged, Bandu, Nampi, Farmer, Donk and Pissey are the perma-cofronts/hosts usually. L drinks a lot but doesn't smoke at all. Geoffrey is the opposite of his brother. Gold has been dormant ever since he showed up and no one knows what's up with that. Raider!Expunged isn't allowed to front anymore usually due to being a bit of a dick. Nampi is half bat, and loves stickers, gifs, confetti, and gifts. Nampi can also squeak and chirp like a actual bat. Lateral sometimes age regresses due to too much stress. Cockey has anger issues and will attempt to kill if angered too much, Shartey is always silent most of the time, Pooper is a menace to society in that he once tried to shove Nampi out of front for no reason, and Pissey is a memer usually but can get really serious when he needs to. Darrel is usually quiet and doesn't front often, he's also still epileptic and won't front if there's flashing lights. Farmer died from drowning when his farm flooded and he got trapped. Farmer's alright though despite being undead. Nampi calls blowtorches "fire sticks" and he loves them, Dave teaches him not to use them on things though as he doesn't want any fires in the house. Nampi loves fruit gummies. Bin is 500 thousand years old, while Lateral is only 1 thousand years old. Geoffrey is 2 thousand years old. Urotsuki is always asleep usually, and follows source vaguely. Exbungo is 4 years old, Nampi is 14 years old but mentally around 3-4 most of the time. Death Grip is erratic, alongside being half feral. Death Grip is not allowed to front near another system due to a incident. Viridian is transgender. Bembi is lesbian. Bin is Bi but lesbian lean. Manic Dave is calm but still not sane, having tried to kill beings in Ashes Town for fun. Manic Dave has goggles on his head. Burxly is extremely nervous, and often avoids beings near him. Burxly's legs are super weak and he often collapses if he walks too much, so he uses his wings made of gum wrappers to move often. He often fidgets, and loves sweets a lot to the point he'll waddle past someone just to grab a cookie. Burxly is a little chubby due to eating mostly sweets but it doesn't bother him at all. Banjex is constantly high and jokey usually. Jambi is oddly calm despite going 400 mph movement and thinking wise. Jambi is made out of code and electricity. Ruby Man is autistic. Nampi is autistic. Burxly is autistic. Jambi once went on a rant about chicken nuggets. Jambi has blue pawbeans on his feet, matching his lightning. Jambi, Banjex, and Pissey are all a meme team basically. Nampi's favorite colors are bright blue and nuclear green. Playbot is sort of a protector and detects danger alongside trying to handle situations herself. Giel really REALLY tries to be a therapist but usually gives up due to it not working out. Giel is very friendly though. Jimble's body is constantly oozing. Jimble still speaks in complete gibberish but is mostly quiet. It's unknown if Jimble's made of gum or something else, what is known though is he's pretty braincell-less. Jimble is notably a bit brighter than his source, and it shows in him trying to write out actual words but failing. Reindeer Bandu is transfem. Bandu may or may not be cis. Brampus is over 10 feet tall, and looks oddly elongated. Big Dave can't speak and seems blind. Pissey got scared poking Big Dave out of curiousness once. Big Dave communicates in ungodly screeching noises and can't write all too good. "Peppino" speaks entirely in caeser cipher. Pizzaface is super silly and chaotic, but means no ACTUAL harm. Pizzaface is a good parental figure. Pooper's defense mechanism is yeeting himself halfway across headspace. Pooper bullshits his own lore as he goes, so far it's weed and satanism. Pooper and Banjex are friends albeit with Banjex a lil confused. Burxly is 6 inches tall, which leads to him being scared of others out of sheer height difference usually. Viridian is 1'3. Trip is 0'8 and can't speak, but tries his best to which results in "hhhh" noises. Mozzarella has committed several crimes and is possibly wanted, yet interacts with beings just fine. Mozzarella can bite through nerves and bones if he wanted. Cheese is chaotic but otherwise friendly. Plaguemon!Dave is from a odd part of Kanto, complete with new types. Banjex has nearly drowned before and is traumatized. Banjex has flashbacks to that incident sometimes if he greens out. Banjex's eyes are permanently sort of reddish because of how much weed he takes on the regular. Terminatizing Expunged's heads all work in sync, suggesting they have either in sync brains or a single brain in their chest. Terminatizing Expunged speaks very close to source Bambi, albeit entirely in lowercase. Bozambi loves Pokemon and often spends his time playing it. Bozambi can play other games too on newer consoles but he always prefers a gameboy color. Sexist is minorly scared of furries. Sexist loves gender equality. P!Bandu loves gummy worms. Lateral and Louise are fine with each other. The two Bins DESPISE each other as of writing. Geoffrey sounds like source adult Lateral, while Lateral sounds similar but with a slightly deeper voice and very clear french accent. Skyne is partially inspired by Sky. Skyne is mostly blue but trans flag colored if you squint at her long enough. Cameo is still gay. Deimos is very chill and smokes still. Friend.fla is very quiet and mimics others very often, even getting details correct about appearances. Friend.fla is terrifying when you don't see them at first. Catling Lateral speaks exclusively inkish, but can type english from mimicking words he heard from other headmates. Furry Bandu looks like source Bandu's fursuit, except he's not wearing one and is naturally a fuzzy wolf. Furry Bandu is super soft. Trip acted more scared when Opposition Mozzarella first arrived and he ran off. Opposition Expunged is oddly terrifying with the way most of him is covered by shadows. Red Dude is usually very aloof and notably unbothered by most things. Rubber is very friendly and uses ":3" a lot alongside Exbungo. Ibmab is half demon half goat. Ibmab is mute. Danni is very gay(shocker /j). Danni is in a relationship with Scramblo. Danni works at a smoothie bar. Danni doesn't like people assuming he works at a gay bar whatsoever and gets slightly distressed. Nampi's mouth is blue. Additionally, Nampi's insides are blue. Pissey loves Brandon Rogers and a few more. Nampi loves Snapcube's Sonic dubs. Xbox Filly is a altered Anon Filly. Xbox Pegasus has no connection to 4Chan. Bill Cipher is a Dorito colored pointy prism. Bill's shocking nice, but still rude at times. Bill is chaotic good/neutral rather than evil. Bill Cipher doesn't like interacting with others usually, but if you know the others he'll eventually pop in to greet you. Arceus can speak english. Nene remembers her source somewhat. Tristan remembers his source completely and misses Dave and Bambi. Junior is a jester, and often playful. Junior is 13. Assist-Bot was inactive originally, and in general is much more inactive compared to her counterparts(Giel and Playrobot). Nene and Darnell seem connected to each other, most likely from same source. Anti has been around since X's teen years, making her the first headmate alongside another former one named Ail. Ail was calm and relaxed, and at a unknown point her and Anti merged into one. Anti is X's former tormentor. Convict is surprisingly aggressive, but finds it more fun to scare others than to kill them. Convict is normally in Fake BF form. Omori BF is Omori in the form of a BF. Omori BF is selective mute. REDACTED is very hyperactive, and drinks monster energy daily. REDACTED's pupils seemingly never shrink, no matter his energy level. Bendu has depression. Bendu has chest hair and is decently chubby. Bendu has suffered though a break up with Expunged(not ours) before, and is still recovering from it. Tristails has had a abusive childhood before coming here, since a mention of being beaten with a belt caused him to have a flashback. Pico really likes hanging out with Nene, and acts decently close to his FNF counterpart. Both Pooper and REDACTED have booba, but go by he/him. Omurice is Lateral's girlfriend. Omurice is extremely cheery usually. Dale is still around 15. Negotiator is oddly passive, but also knows a lot of Newgrounds information. Koa has accidentally committed murder before, and is visually much darker than normal Lateral. Koa isn't a danger, but he is odd acting. Koa is best friends with Obeguile-Fortegreen(from another system). Koa can drink odd substances like paint and not die. Yambo drinks coffee and has depression like his source. Yambo is 38 like source, but 4'8. Yambo is decently easy to startle, and will instinctively try to taze you if scared. Airy is usually quiet, but does speak up from time to time. Airy is apathetic like source. Airy's head is cracked, suggesting he had the accident in ONE 8 still. Airy doesn't seem nuts, unlike source(/nm). Airy still died twice, leaving the source of his cracked head unknown. Airy jokes a lot more often compared to source, even joking about his second death at one point. Airy is generally much more curious unlike source as well, asking questions often. Neither Liam or Bryce speak much. Texty is oddly calm and nice. Folder is notably half sentient compared to source, and can post definitions of recent things. Folder is somehow very up to date, alongside Texty. Abstracty is like source somewhat, except less mocking and more joking. Abstracty is still mocking though, purposefully mimicking others just to do so. Abstracty can't speak without mimicking others. Julien speaks entirely in french, requiring translation often. Stone is mysterious and appeared after his canon elimination. The headspace looks as follows: A blank room [Front Center], the 3D Realm from DNB below it, The Waiting Room from ONE to the right of there, a garden and neighborhood to the left, and a blank space above the Front Center. Everyone's Waiting Rooms can be described as: Liam + Bryce + Julien have the usual blank space with two chairs and a radio, Amelia has her yoga class, Stone has his universe, Abstracty has a bunch of shapes, Folder's is a computer, Texty has the Puppy Room, and Airy has The Plane. Charlotte hid for several days from X. Leafy appeared when Texty was playing Caramelldansen one day. Two appeared via a "ritual" by one of J's headmates, and loves listening to Hey Two! while making cakes. Two is over 9 ft tall, while the other objects excluding HFJONE objects are around 3 ft tall each. Baguette is quiet and seemingly only speaks French. GB and TB are possibly a thing. GB often calculates things like canon. TB is shy. Rook is from the Medieval times and freshly revived into modern times. Rook's view of systems are distant/neighboring kingdoms. Rook has shared at least two different memories with X, leaving the chess piece in front both times. The first memory experience was involuntary and caused X to basically drown on air in headspace. X and J are Rook's Queen and King respectively. Rook is very polite, if not unsure how to word things often. Rook is still learning. Silver Spoon is a actual prince unlike canon. Rook is close to canon, but not quiet. Silver Spoon has a blue cloak-like cape and a silver crown with fluff on both. Silver Spoon is less snooty than you think. Silver Spoon is polite most of the time, and types with caps like Theoretical Expunged. Silver Spoon is the only headmate so far to have modelled in front of X, having done so for X's edit of him. Gelatin is silly and hyperactive. Chives is the butler of the system, and Rook doesn't see him as competition. Chives and Rook are on the path to being friends. Lightbulb is goofy, and friends with Gelatin. Chives is oddly mostly a blank slate, not liking anything seemingly. MePhone3GS is broken, and doesn't speak much at all. Taco is goofy, and acts exactly like herself source Season 1 wise. Taco can vomit up lemons, and has been seen eating lemons before oddly enough. Taco seems to be not acting like this as a deceptive thing, and seems to be genuinely just like this. Candle is calm and often reminds X to drink liquids. Candle is usually seen meditating like source, and has her crystals and tuning fork still. Candle has her own Subsystem, and Paintbrush is from her Subsystem. Candle's Subsystem is named "Crystalline Clarity". Paintbrush was slightly hostile to X, and pushed him out of Candle's Subsystem when he was trying to peacefully investigate. Paintbrush seems grumpy, but not much is known about them or Candle's Subsystem in general. Gold is the only member so far to return from dormancy after 2 years. Gold's bot on PluralKit houses all of his information, but basic stuff is he's a timid nerdy kid and also a sentient AI. Yin is calm and nice, but his brother Yang is a gremlin. Rice is decently close to source, but has her differences like being a jokester. Rice speaks using her name in place of words like "I" or "Myself". Silver is best friends with Gold, and is a AI like him. G8ME 0VER Bandu is dead, and has been for a few weeks. G8ME 0VER Bandu's body is mauled, leaving his organs exposed and his right eye being missing among other worse things. G8ME 0VER Bandu is vengeful for what killed him, but otherwise friendly and like a normal Bandu. DJ Grooves is a father figure yet has some hints of source, like saying darling. CrimeGremlin doesn't speak a lot, and is more likely to sniff you or loaf on the floor next to you. Gremlin loves watching the screens of CRT Minis, and also loves milk. Gremlin is scared of Plushbuds, for whatever reason. Gremlin has once touched a Subspace Tripmine and hasn't died. Gremlin is a little chaotic, but still more likely to just sit there and loaf. Heartstopper is mischievous, but very sweet and nice. Heartstopper has a witch look to them, but isn't very witch-like at all. Heartstopper has muted X before, just for fun. Heartstopper says sweetheart a lot, and is usually in a mix of their Dave form and normal form. Jingi is still a knight, unlike her source. Jingi gets to rest more often though, and often times is seen near her brother Lateral. Jingi, Bin, Geoffrey and Lateral are all related like source. Jingi has never seen Omurice before until now. Jingi accidentally words things like a threat. IncisorClimate came out of nowhere one day. Not much is known about IncisorClimate. Not Bambi acts strangely and doesn't speak much. Not Bambi is rarely see with a mouth, and when they are it looks ripped open and unnervingly wide with sharp teeth. Not Bambi means no actual harm, and is more likely to attempt to fly off in the face of actual danger. Jingi sometimes drinks tea off in the garden. Pomni doesn't speak much, and seems to prefer hiding rather than appearing. Skid and Pump appeared on October 12th 2023, and specifically appeared behind X, startling him. Skid and Pump are almost exactly like source, except for a few minor differences. Not much is known about the demented dream monsters, other than the fact Yap can't speak. .XML is described as a four armed, four deer-like legs, and a general deertaur esq body structure with 20 eyes all over her head alongside 10 mouths scattered all over her body (3 on her upper torso). .XML is also over 10 ft tall.